All That’s Missing is Smeared Lipstick
The Golden Globes has been covered to death at this point, particularly the night’s fashion. I’m not even going to attempt to get into the whole thing. But I have to just say… what the hell was going on with Renee Zellweger last night?
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The sweaty, puffy cokewhore (TM Kathy Griffin) was looking a little less like Dorothy Boyd (her character in “Jerry Maguire”) and a little more like Collette Reardon, that character Cheri Oteri played on “Saturday Night Live” who had a full pharmacy in her purse but could always use a refill.
It’s uncanny!
Famewhore!, She Wrote 